You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air. ~Amy Sedaris

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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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itsmegar:

When @mokat11 and I finally reunite

O yesyesyes!!!!

itsmegar:

When @mokat11 and I finally reunite

O yesyesyes!!!!

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toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

emilianadarling:

IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT SLAPPING A HALLOWEEN WRAPPER ON SOMETHING IS GOING TO MAKE ME WANT IT MORE THEN YOU ARE absolutely correct i’ll take 50. 

emilianadarling:

IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT SLAPPING A HALLOWEEN WRAPPER ON SOMETHING IS GOING TO MAKE ME WANT IT MORE THEN YOU ARE absolutely correct i’ll take 50. 

twerkingderp:

iconic

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